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Rumpelstiltskin Dies in Apparent Hanging in White House Basement
WASHINGTON — Rumpelstiltskin, a former political donor and ore-enthusiast, who had not been seen publicly since January, was found dead early Tuesday in what officials described as a “definite suicide” while in federal custody at the White House. According to a brief statement released by the administration, Rumpelstiltskin was discovered overnight
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