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Grand Chandelier Reportedly ‘Hanging By A Thread’ After Another Season Without Dramatic Fall
NEW YORK – Sources at the Met Opera confirmed Wednesday that the venue’s massive crystal chandelier has become increasingly despondent after yet another season passed without the dramatic mid-performance crash it insists it was born for. Stagehands said the chandelier has been “moping in its rigging,” muttering about missed cues,